Hot DOG!

I'm having a love affair with this new binder i bought!!!

So yeah

So I thought today was the day we were doing our group presentations. It wasn't. But hey its never a bad time to look good!

humans. -_-

so I was thinking in class today. we all sit in self assigned seats. no one tells us that we have to sit in the same seat, we are just raised having one seat being yours. in one of my classes I was seat shopping in the first week and people got really mad at me cause they had "claimed" that seat as there own. well earth to you dumb guys, their is no assigned seats.  it really messes with peps   it is so ingrained in our minds from kindergarten. it makes sense but it is still it is childish for adults to be worried about who is in"their" seat!!  humans are amazing. lol

God Save the King

I just watched The King's Speech for the third time.  Those who know me know that I am huge Anglophile.  So it is not much surprise that I think of it as one of the best Dramas that i have seen.  Geoffrey Rush is amazing in it.  You can tell that his character cares very deeply for Berty, and i love how he is also so unimpressed by his status.  What really gets me is the undying support that the Queen has for her King.  She always believes in him and is also there to give him a smile, or an arm on the shoulder.  That's the dream having someone love and support you no matter what.  On my Third viewing I started to understand the film in a different way.  Lionel goes through the whole movie seeing Berty as just a man that he was helping and a friend.  But when war breaks out and he knows that his son will be going to war, things changed in a subtle way.  As the Speech that the film is named after progresses and it goes through all of the king's subjects it finally landed on Lionel himself.  Instead of the King leaning on him for support the way it had been for the whole movie it was Lionel that was looking for support.  You can see Lionel's whole demeanor has changed and he is looking away and listening to the Speech just like the rest of the Empire.  It just really touched me.  that is all

New Favorite Artist

Check out these pictures they are so surreal. 

http://www.ericpetersen.us.com/

Here's a Link to his site.

HA CHA!

Ha Cha! I'm gonna clean my apartment today!!!!

What do Goblins Smell Like?

What do Goblins Smell Like?

a short story by Mark Warner

     What do goblins smell like you ask? well to answer that question ill have to tell you this story.. when I was young I lived in a small town outside of Chicago. it was call Bluehaven. it was a quite suburb that had grown around one of the biggest butcheries in Chicago. one of my favorite things to do when I was your age was watch the cattle auctions that happened every Sunday. it cost a whole nickel to get in but it was worth it. the auctioneer would talk a mile a minute. an some how the buyers could understand him. all I could get out if his rambles where SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! I had always been fascinated by cattle. even when the auction wasn't going on I would sit by the train tracks and watch the huge cattle cars drive by. I'm getting a little side tracked. but anyway.....what was I talking about.. oh yeah what do goblins smell like? so as I got older I got more and more mischievous. me and my pals would sneak into the giant slaughterhouses and explore. one night when I was about 16 me and my buddy jack McDowell sunk into one of the slaughter houses to smoke our cigarettes. my mom would have rang my neck if she saw me doing that. she was such a hard aa... well she cared a lot about me. so me and jack were smoking at the slaughterhouse, by the way smoking is bad kids. it really messed with me when I was younger. thank goodness I stopped the next day and never ever smoked again ever......... so back to the story....there we were at the big slaughterhouse. now in this particular slaughterhouse there were a massive amount of live cows. they all constantly mooed at all hours. Jack wasn't the biggest fan but he would hang out there anyway cause it was one of the only places we could get a smoke. well this particular night there was a different sound. it was a high pitched squill and it was so loud it drown out the mooing. it was so loud we had to cover our ears. we dropped our smokes and went to check it out. we looked over the cattle and say something that didn't belong. From the light of the full moon we saw that it was bigger than the cattle and it arms dragged on the ground. As we inched closer we saw that it was green and had huge pointy ears with a huge nose that had boils and moles covering it. Me and Jack had never seen anything like that it and being the fearless not-to-be-shown-up-by-anyone teens that we were, we dared ourselves to see how close we could get to it. to speak the truth that was the scariest moment of my life. Now, I'm just a regular guy and I've never been much into superstition or supernatural happenings but If that wasn't a goblin then the sky isn't blue. it was very preoccupied with something. as we approached it we saw a cow on the ground, and this is sick, it was being eaten by the goblin, gross right? the Goblin's yellow teeth took huge bits out of the cow. blood was everywhere. on the floor, on the goblin entire face.....it shimmered in the moonlight. this was it for me, I let out a scream and the goblin heard me. He turned to look at us and roared. he came at us with the veracity of a wild animal. we turned and ran. now I tell you I ran faster than I had ever ran before in my life. we could hear the snarling and shrieking of the goblin. now I know this sounds bad and I truly had a friend in Jack, but I figured I don't have to outrun the goblin I just had to outrun him. this was life or death, do or die I had to something quick so I tripped jack........I'm not proud of it but I had to do. the goblin went right for Jack and he was on top of him in an instant. and here is the answer to the question: what did it smell like? it smelt like pine needles and it was rather pleasant. ahww good times.

Hello

It is indeed thanksgiving today. : )

shaved my beard, now i look 19 or so.

failed my last Calculus test, that was lame.

lowest score dropped so not a total loss.

i can't tell if it is the shock of failing a math test or a genuine desire but I have recently been wanting to get

back into the History Major game.

I love History and would love to learn all that i can about and teach it one day.

BUT...it would make my future less certain.

Math teachers are needed badly, whilst on the other hand, History is becoming less and less important

to our education system.

I know that i can do Math, But History just comes so dang easily to me.

who knows?.......Who.....nose ;)

Blah Blah Blah

Blah Blah Blah i'm gonna start writing on this thing again look for new post

Orson scott card

You guys know how he is right?

He is an amazing author of sci-fi and non ficition.

I am reading/listening to his book series about Ender. It is just a really fine piece of work. I'm usually into action books when I read (not very often) but this series changed from action to very serious and thoughtfull.

It brings into light many questions about life and it is very entertaining.

Card brings his charaters to life I feel like a know Ender. I have a feeling sometimes I would know what he would say in a situation.

It is weird but really cool.

The books are

Ender's Game
Speaker for the dead
Xenoside
Children of the mind

I think there are even more

I highly suggest you read them

Not going to lie, there is some crude language which I find weird cause card is a member of the church . Lol but nothing to racey : )

Stay classy,

MARK

HEY!

Hello family,

All is well

I'm doing good at school.

My history class is fun to the max. I'm learning alot about america that I didn't know :)

All I have to say about history is that highschool history class failed me. Even though I loved it, it barely taught me anything. these college courses are a well of knowledge.

My music classes are......alright

The music bussiness class I'm taking is discouraging. Not that I'm doing ba in the class, it is just a real learning experience on how tough the music industry is. It is hard go see having a family and going heavily into a music career. It is tough...... any advice would be great.

Music theory is great I'm learning hecka musical things. Really fun class. Also my piano class is amazing. So much fun, learning a ton.

Psychology is fun but it might be the hardest class I have (which isn't saying much) all that means is that I have to pay more attention in class and study harder, which is not that difficult.

Institute! Institute is really great I'm making tons of friends and learning the gospel. I gave such a testimony of institute it can be so spiritual and lovely. My testimony of the church and the gospel has grown so much from insititute. :)

Well that is it for now(sorry it toke so long) : )

Stay cool

LIFE

Hello there,

I know that it is really late but i hope this still counts.

My first day off in 6 days,

probably the best day ever.

i will know report on my week of being a sophomore college man.

Monday and Wednesday

7:30 HITSORY 310 American History 1492-18 something

We learned about Indians

I like them better then the Europeans

Cause they stole the Indians land and killed them

Oh well...........................

9:00 PSYCHOLOGY 320 SOCIAL PSYCHOLOGY

I love this class because it really makes me think about how people think.

It really opens up thoughts and arguments that you have really never thought of

I suggest every one take this class.

Tuesday and Thursday,

7:30 Basic Musicianship

Just about the most boring class i have taking,

we talked about how long a quarter note was for 10 min,

Very very beginner, I learned that stuff my freshman year in High school

I just want him to get to the advanced more important things.

Oh well........

9:00 Business of Music

Now this class, let me tell ya

I have great expectations for this class

but it will be hard, he says that he isn't going to make it easy at

all because the music industry is cut throat and that you really

have to work hard. So we will see how it goes. Ill give updates,

Friday,

9:00 - 12:30 PIANO!!!!!!!!!

I love this class soooooo much it is great and i love it

learning the piano is so much fun!!! i think it is my calling in life!

i will let you all know how it goes.

Well the is my life for the next 3 months,

Im excited for every day i get to go to school

that is fun!!!!!!

Love you all,

P.S.

Cami how is life going as a normal person? :)

Turning a New Leaf

Hello




I have officially turned a new leaf and made a life changing decision



I'm giving up video game!!!

Dahn DAHn DAHn


I decide it was turning my mind to mush and i am now XBOX free and liking it so far


Well wish me luck

Yours Truly,

Mark Warner

I Drew this a while ago, I kinda sucks but has potential

New School Semester

Art

I like Art,

I like saying Art,

I like drawing Art,

I like Thinking about drawing Art,

I like seeing or hearing something in my head and being able to let someone else see in to my mind for a screen shot, or hear something that before only i could hear,

It is a magical moment, you see

when the mind, eyes and hand work in harmony

It can make something so beautiful and personal

Take music for example,

You hear it in your head, and you use your skill to play it,

Painting,

A painting is just a image in someones head, skill is used to bring it to paper,

This semester im taking an art class,

so that i can have the skill to show what is in my mind to all of you,

BYE BYE

My family is great. Love you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Utah with my family. It's just great to be in a nice place with nice people all around you. It's a nice change. It's heck funny how my brothers and me talk to eachother here instead of at home. It's like we are different people. Ok I'll tell you the story. We go to Utah to visit our aunt and our cousins every year for new years, and for about six of those years me and my brothers would always be super mean and nasty to eachother like we are alot of time and my aunt would have to give us "the talk" dun dun duuuuuun. "the talk" consisded of some intense, loving chastisment. It got pretty emotional. It is not a fun time for anyone. And then we would all be perfect angels for the rest of the trip. Lol. So then one year we were being espiesaly mean. Then my cuz Amy gave us the talk to and we got a double loving chastiment. Needless to say we were all really sad for making them sad. I guess it toke Amy to get it in our heads that it was
bad. So now on the way there dad always says let's try to not get the talk Again. And it has worked out good so far. If that story didn't make sense then. Sry but Kathy and Amy know. Love you guys :)

Mission Prep/Tanner

well today in third hour we practiced street contacts,

It was sooooo freaking difficult, i froze so badly mid sentence

I'm really glad that it was just with our quorum, I do have so much to learn

before my mission.

In lighter news i am no longer 1st assistent to the Bishop,

My ready and able brother Tanner Warner will be taking over the office,

I think he will do really well at it because he has a very "get to the point" attitude and that can

be real helpful in BYC, and APC. (secret Mormon abbreviations) lol You Know!!!

ART

Taking an Art Class........................................

so awesome drawings pending

I fear no man or French final. But evil Zombie children, I have a problem with that

Did my French final today. I'm strangly confident about this one Good for me I guess

Pixie and the Bear

I'm listening to Chris Merritt. Pixie and the bear makes me happy. The bear is my favorite. Cause it is beauty in it's simplest form.